Many people said the reviews made it sound utterly disgusting and not like it had any plot. But this is the best movie I’ve seen this year! It had plot, it had good acting, and most of all, an terrific script that kept you laughing the whole time!
The story was about these two terrible cops. One was so strict about the rules that he chased down a young kid and shot at him because he found 7 dollars on the street! The other was the opposite, a cop that would steal from banks and get caught. Then he would say he was a cop and get let off the hock. Their names were Starksy and Hutch, and got teamed together to take out crime.
They are hilarious! Snoop Dawg plays his best role ever as Huggy Bear, a person that thinks he can do whatever he wants. You might think him terrible, but he will surprise you!
The whole movie the parts get really tense and totally suspense but nothing ever happens! Just watch the movie and you will not regret it!

Rating: 9 – Dog feels great

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The guy is dumped by his girlfriend on the night he is going to engage to her. She is going to Paris with someone else. The guy is then asked to help his boss fire some employees so he quits. He then writes a book about breaking up. Then it gets into a horrible plot twist. Humor is there once in a while, and I mean clean humor not the edgy sick humor, which in my opinion is not funny.

Bottom line this movie should not be seen.

Rating: 0 – Dead Dog

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Lindsey Lohane plays a girl who is brought into Public School for the first time at the age of 16 after being homeschooled in Africa.

It has comedy, it has a plot, it has sorrow, it has everything you want.

Now it IS a chick flick but it’s also a FUNNY chick flick. There is not much love and emotion in this movie.

Now there is some sexuality but that is showing how a regular high school is.

The film keeps you laughing.

Rating: 8 – Dog feels very happy

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My first post ever in this new Blog. Well, what could be better than opening up with something with Jesus in the name. That’s why this review is for the book Jesus Freaks.

One of my favorites! You just can’t stop reading! I was so intrigued I took it to school with me. Of course, people would stop and say “Jesus Freaks! That so stupid!” But I would tell them about the book, how it tells how many Christian have been persecuted. Then I would say what they did to these people. They killed them so brutally! Then the person would either walk away nose held high or they would ask me if they could read it. I gladly would let them.

Those that walked away almost reminded me of the book. They didn’t skin me alive, crucify me and hang me upside down on the cross as they did with Bartholomew, but they walked away from Christ. This book shows you the people that not only stood up for Christ, but DIED, for Christ. That, my friends, is love.

Rating: 10 – Dog gets the biggest & juciest bone

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